Commissioners --
You keep telling us about the Utopia that is Twitter...
I did some research (Business Insider), Over 360 Million “registered” users, of which Twitter says only a fraction are in daily use... some estimates are as much as 92% of all twitter accounts are fake or “tweet farms” used to boost accounts. Outside analysts show more than 100 Million users following nobody, not even themselves. The WSJ (capitalistic rag that it is) leaks a little info in a recent article “With Instagram, Facebook Spars With Twitter” (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/facebook-spars-twitter-040100564.html) that Twitter has pared down it’s fake accounts to a mere 200M “active” accounts... (at least one login a month)... and that daily users are 6.87Million. They waste, on average, 146 minutes a day. um... That’s 2 Hours 24 minutes a day (less the 2 minutes they use updating their status from “in the bathroom” to “in the kitchen now...”).
Scraping away even more deadweight... people who aren’t checking on Kim Kardashian, Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber (I gots the fever!), Kate Middleton (Duchess of Cambridge), Kate Perry (whoever she is), Rihanna (is that a disease? is it contagious?), Oprah Winfrey, Nicki Minaj (an anagram for “Jamin’”), Paris Hilton, Kanye West, Charlie “I’m Always Winning!” Sheen, or Jimmy Fallon... that leaves...
Three Dudes running a football pool.
Sock puppets...
All this technology hurts my brain!
Way to go BYU COUGS!
-- Skaarup
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Not sure what's more depressing during the early part of the RockyBowl......watching the Dawgs lose to Boise State, watching Keith Price stink it up again or listening to those Coug's who are STILL celebrating their 1 Victory in Pullman. Well according to ESPN, a fix to the problem is on it's way....but we have to wait 4 more years. Happy Bowling to you all.
The Commish.
QB Tate Martell, 14, commits to UW
Washington made a splash in the recruiting world Wednesday, but don't bother checking the ESPN 150 for the newest Huskies commit. He won't be included in that list this year, next year or the one after that.
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It's highly unlikely a single Washington player still will be on the roster by the time Tate Martell makes an appearance in purple and gold, but after receiving a scholarship offer from the Huskies three weeks ago, the soon-to-be eighth-grade quarterback committed to coach Steve Sarkisian on Wednesday, Martell's father, Al, confirmed to ESPN.com.
--Rocky
Geez, getting an 8th grader to commit to the Dawgs! DESPERATE! Sark won't even be around when/if he finally shows up as a Freshman.
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